Vigilant Phantom Maltese Sunglasses (POLARIZED)
Made from recycled, matte black, space age, polycarbonate stealth coating used on the now retired SR 71 Black Bird*, these stealth model shades will allow you to represent yourself. They will protect your eyes, and you will be high speed/low drag in any illuminated environment.
Also available in Matte Black/Smoke and Matte Black/Red
* Ok, not really, but they're still badass sunglasses.